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“How to Turn Your Celebrity Status Into Cash In Your Pocket… In the Next 90 Days!”

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You Ready To Launch Your Career?

We all live in a society with two distinct worlds – the online world with sites like Facebook, Twitter, Amazon, and Ebay. Then there’s the offline world with Walmarts, Home Depots, McDonalds, and good ol’ Starbuk-eroos!

Everyday Celebrities and Sports Professionals are actively looking for ways to beam themselves into the online world; trying to make some galactic credits. They have, like all of us, heard that the internet is a great place to turn ideas into cash.

Yet, the Big Problem Remains.

Most don’t know how to turn the photon-like power of the Internet in their favor. I’m talking about using the online world to make thousands, hundreds of thousands and dare I say it? Millions – in days not years.

Sound far-fetched? Sound impossible? Not really.

I’m sure you’ve heard the stories. Another rags to riches rumor of some Internet-star making millions. Like the supermarket tabloids, right?

It makes you think, Is this really happening to people?

All the Time!!

And that must make you wonder – if it’s happening for them, can it happen for me?? Can it REALLY happen for me??

Do I even need to answer that???!!???

YES!!!

Once Upon a Time the Internet was the Wild Wild West.

Any celebrity could put up a website and cash rained down in like manna from heaven…

Unfortunately, it doesn’t rain like it used to. The internet skies are cloudless, and the ground barren. Unless you’re one of those few highly secretive celebrities that has access to an Internet Guru like us. The internet, it seems favors only a teenie-weenie group of Jedi Masters.

It doesn’t rain like it once used to.

That is Until Now…

The way I see it, these Celebrities that are using gurus like us already have their bars of gold, it’s time for you to get your share– and there’s enough for everybody. And “everybody” means YOU!

3-2-1 Blast Off!! We’re literally going to launch you into a higher orbit.

Simply put, we took DNA samples of every successful marketer alive and dead, online and offline, and build One Massive Super-Pop Marketing Campaign. We’ve established a team of successful Intergalactic marketing superstars who know how to master-craft an entire Online Marketing Campaign. We’re talking product creation, marketing message development, authoritative branding, and structured implementation, turning ideas into gold.

We Throw Your Fans into a “Buying” Frenzy!

See, here it is. That’s a fan in a buying frenzy.

Apple. Whenever Apple launches a new gizmo they develop a ravenous anxiety. It all starts with “leaked” photos, a few under-cover interviews with engineers talking about the tantalizing features. And then Steve Jobs (Yoda himself) gets up on stage giving a Keynote presentation. Customers, at this point, are drooling in mind-boggling anticipation.

It’s a brilliant shock-n-awe campaign resulting in hundreds of thousands, even millions of products sold on launch day.

Now, you may be looking at your own situation and say to yourself “I’m no Apple.” Neither am I. I’m not even a “Pear.” But here’s the deal-e-o: you don’t have to be.

Mission Accomplished:

Our Blast Off!! Strategy has been a success for launching low-priced books, $10,000 seminars, and everything in between.

By the way, most celebrities and sports professionals we work with are entirely – and I do mean entirely – unaware of how many high-qualities products and services they could be offering to their fan base and exactly how much payola they could receive in compensation.

Compensation = MONEY = Freedom. Get the picture??

The best part is, we do it all. Start to finish. Organization to implementation. For you, it is as simple as paint-by-numbers. All you do is tap the “go” button and bank account take off like a rocket to the moon – or wherever else you want to go up there.

Now There is a Catch – Always a Catch Right?

We only work with celebrities and sport professionals that have a herd.

If you are not familiar with that term, a herd is your fan base.

It’s not a literal herd of livestock like Shamus O’Mallahan tends after. That, of course, won’t work.

You herd is comprised of the people that are following you on Twitter, Facebook and visiting your webpage. And here we’re not so concerned if you started to complile your herd into an email database or even started your Twitter account. That is something that we will do for you.

If you want to launch your career into a new orbit, making some big round gold coins in the next 60-90 days, contact me now.

And just so there is no misunderstanding, because we create very detailed launch campaigns we only have space for a very, very small limit of clients a year so contact me now!

Okay, well, the clouds are ready to pour, and I think I hear my iphone ringing. Call me now at 800-551-HERO that 800-551-4376. We’ll talk soon.